PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like here just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoo